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Losing team to be blood sacrifice in Mexico City

The stakes have been raised in the All Whites Football World Cup qualifying game at Estadio Azteca against Mexico, with the host team today declaring that the losing side would become a...


Phoenix announce marquee signing of gazebo

Wellington Phoenix FC today unveiled their marquee signing for the upcoming Hyundai A-League, a “deluxe aluminium and steel gazebo” purchased from Briscoes for a mere $499. The...


Sigmund sorry he didn’t stomp sooner

Finally fronting the media after Tuesday’s 2 – 0 loss against the United Arab Emirates in Saudi Arabia, centre-back Ben Sigmund has apologised for not trying to take out UAE...

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Phoenix to be more like North Korea

On the back of his recent motorbike tour through North Korean and public endorsement of the regime’s economic achievements, Gareth Morgan has announced plans to make the Wellington...