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rūaumoko

God of Earthquakes warns Wallabies not to win

Rūaumoko, the Māori god of earthquakes has warned the Wallabies of “great and dire consequences” should they even look like winning Saturday night’s Bledisloe Cup test...

blackcaps

Blackcaps celebrate 58 days unbeaten

New Zealand Cricket is today celebrating 58 days of the Blackcaps being unbeaten. In an upbeat email to NZ Cricket staff today, Chairman Chris Moller saluted the extraordinary effort put in...

Hernendez

NFL promises more murders in 2013/14 season

Building on its spectacular ratings from Aaron Hernandez’s triple murder investigation, the National Football League has announced that the 2013/14 season will feature more murders in...

paul gallen

Sharks apologise for not winning

Embattled rugby league team the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks have issued a heart felt apology to members and supporters today after news emerged overnight that the club was issuing secret...

quade cooper

Quade All Black’s “16th man”

Australian rugby’s bad boy, Quade Cooper, today voiced his confusion over why New Zealand rugby fans continually boo him. Despite having scored several cheap shots on All...

jesse ryder

Opinion: I should have joined Weight Watchers

The following may be an opinion piece by Jesse Ryder. In retrospect, my decision to purchase weight loss products over the internet may not have been a great one. I mean, I’m not...

Ben Smith, an example of the power of the Smith name.

All Blacks to only pick players named “Smith”

On the back of the All Black’s 47 – 29 demolition of the Wallabies in Sydney on Saturday evening, coach Steve Hansen has announced a sweeping new selection policy designed to...